Friday, July 03, 2009

Hang loose

A student once complained to the Dalai Lama that mosquitoes were disturbing his meditation.

"What would you have done in my place?" he asked.

The Dalai Lama laughed, "I would drive them away!"

"And what if they still didn't go away?"

The Dalai Lama laughed louder. "I would dispatch them to their next incarnation!"